Congratulations On Escaping This Shithole Mug

Celebrate a fresh start with our “Congratulations on Escaping This Shithole” Mug, the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone moving on to new adventures. Crafted from durable ceramic, this 11oz mug features a bold design printed on both sides, bringing a splash of humour to their morning brew. It’s ideal for leaving gifts, new job celebrations, or anyone who appreciates a cheeky laugh. Practical as well as fun, the mug keeps drinks at the perfect temperature and is dishwasher safe for easy care. A memorable gift that blends everyday usability with a lighthearted message.

• Printed on both sides.

• Dishwasher friendly.

We aim to dispatch all orders Monday to Friday, with same-day dispatch on orders placed before 2pm.

Delivery times will vary depending on product size and courier service:

• Standard Delivery: Usually arrives within 3–5 working days

• Express Delivery: Estimated 2–3 working days

• Next Day Delivery: Delivered the next working day (Monday–Friday only). Please note, next day delivery does not include Saturday or Sunday. Orders placed after 2pm on Friday will be delivered the following Monday.

We do not dispatch or deliver on bank holidays. Any unexpected closures or service updates will be clearly communicated on our website.

Non-Personalised Items
Non-personalised items may be returned within 14 days of receipt, provided they are unused, in their original condition, and eligible under statutory distance selling rights. Returned items must be well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.

Personalised Items
Due to their bespoke nature, personalised products cannot be returned or exchanged unless they are faulty or not as described.

Exclusions – Food & Drink Items
We cannot accept returns or exchanges on food or drink products, as by law these cannot be resold once opened or exposed to tampering